Dear Queen Elizabeth,

You are awesome, truly! You have a super hot, whiskered grandson, hold the power to make royal mandates about skirt-length, usually have a trove of corgis at your heels, often sport a pretty scary resting bitchface, are great grandmama to one of the cutest babies in Europe, and hold a rather big title in England. You also have a superb collection of rainbow-hued suits that is a true wonderment. Your hats match your coats, your coats match your dresses, and your Easter egg-bright fashion sense is so perfectly prim and queen-like, we’d go so far as to say your signature style is even more recognizable than Kate Middleton’s. So today, on your 88th birthday, we raise a glass to you and your superb fashions, because we admire a woman who sticks to a uniform.

Cheers,

ELLE.com